Puntification A work of satire

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Puntification

Dispatches The live feed
The Notebook The Professor’s notes on humans
The Archive of Earth Every report, searchable
The Professor Who is translating your news
The Prime Directive What we will never pun

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A work of satire. Every report cites the real headlines it translates.

Prof. Punsworth

Chair of Human Studies, University of Puntopia · they/them. A fuller account of the Professor is being typeset.

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